Two sharks and a stingray have been
named as the latest suspects in the recent liquidation of Hamas arch-terrorist
Mahmoud el-Mabhouh. All three arrived in Dubai carrying forged passports
identifying them as squids.
Heavily-armed police moved in to arrest the three, after evacuating a shopping mall on the flimsy and transparent pretext that the glass sides of an aquarium had cracked and that the mall was in danger of flooding. A senior police officer confided to this reporter that, in fact, they were afraid the suspects might escape and make fools of them in full view of the large numbers of citizens present in the mall.
"These are very slippery customers," he added.