Greetings, Fellow Felines!
Would you believe it? Our Human is off again tomorrow on yet another trip with her choir! That’s right, She’s going jaunting off to Europe and We are being left here alone, in the care of a Cat-Sitter, who’s going to come every day to feed us and attend to Our Needs. Unbelievable, isn’t it? In the past, whenever She has gone off somewhere, our human Grandpa has come to minister to Us, but She says that he can’t do this anymore, he is getting too old for all that rushing about. She says this cat-sitter is recommended by the (deep breath before saying the word…) V-E-T. The cat-sitter (who is called Luba) used to be his assistant (that was before We met him), but she’s had to give up working because she is going to have a kitten herself very shortly. Well, we can tell you, Fellow Felines, by the look of her, we think she’s about to have a whole litter. We only hope it doesn’t happen early, before our Human gets home from this place she is going to. She says she is flying to Geneva, but that’s silly, everybody knows humans can’t fly. If they could, they’d be like birds and we could chase them, as any self-respecting Feline is bound to do 😉
Well, we must sign off now, as our Human wants to turn off the computer machine and we don’t know how to switch it on by ourselves, nor do we know her passwords, so it will be a week before we can report to you all again.
Keep well, Fellow Felines.
Possum and Pixie